hello

Eu, que falo mal inglês, fiquei encarregada de receber os "estranjas" no evento internacional que estamos a organizar.
Agora ando a treinar:

- This is your follow, creditation and lunch tickets.

- Do you lunch with us today and tomorrow?

- Do you have your powerpoint presentation in order to be available in the desktop?

- Do you have any adicional printed documentation to be available to translators?

- Go to the entrance, follow the left side of the shop, stop at security, get on the elevator to the last floor

Agora esperemos que a conversa não saia deste âmbito...